Howl's Apprentice

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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• 19 Jun 2013
• 177014

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

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• 19 Jun 2013
• 20146

isthisnamefree:

jpgay:

do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out 

that would be bloody annoying

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• 19 Jun 2013
• 6200

fourgaysunderthestars:

*Aggressively whispers the screaming parts of the song* 

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• 19 Jun 2013
• 14425

queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

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• 19 Jun 2013
• 75466